Chewing gum,
I hope the developer of this kind of candy had a painful death because he fucking deserves it. When I'm sitting on the bus and in front of me is sitting someone chewing and chewing all way long, I just can feel the blood running through my veins because I just get so nervous of the look of it.
Don't people realize that they look like a stupid cow? Right now, one of my good friends is sitting next to me chewing like a starved cow, and I have to hold myself back to say something about it, to her.
The noise of chewing and popping bubbles deserves definitely a place in my top ten.
Like Willy Wonka would say; Chewing gum is really gross, Chewing gum I hate the most.
29 okt.
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